God Rolls - Iron Rework, Elden Vanquished, Halo Blasphemy
Okay okay I remembered
Welcome back to God Rolls, the thing that has suffered the most as I adjust to life with a newborn. By Sunday I am just exhausted so it’s slipped the past few weeks. But I definitely want to figure it out and keep going! Heading into a big summer of gaming with…not that many game releases, honestly, but there is still a good amount to talk about.
What I’m Playing: I finished Elden Ring after about 100 hours and a month of play in between changings and feedings and occasional naps. I am back grinding out some random final things in Destiny before the new season hits.
What I’m Watching: I just did all of The Lincoln Lawyer on Netflix in a single day which was actually pretty good. Watching The Staircase on HBO which is one of the weirdest true crime-based things I’ve ever seen. Oh and did anyone catch that MASTER CHIEF LOST HIS VIRGINITY IN THE HALO SHOW THIS WEEK TO A COVENENT SPY?
Onto the recap:
Here Is Every Change Coming With Destiny 2’s Iron Banner Rework - Destiny is doing a grand Iron Banner rework and now we finally know the details.
‘Destiny 2’ Scrubbed These Season 17 Guardians From New Map Art - Bungie erased these Guardians from recent art because they perhaps contained too many season 17 clues.
‘Destiny 2’ Is Suffering From Major, Degrading Technical Issues - It is long past time Destiny addressed some of its huge tech issues which are only getting worse over time.
‘Destiny 2’ Has Not Increased Vault Space In Almost Four Years - I am back complaining about vault space again.
‘Elden Ring’ Review (PS5): Game Of The Generation, So Far - My 10/10 final review of Elden Ring
How To Beat Elden Ring’s Malenia As A Mage - I beat Malenia so naturally I had to make a guide on how to beat Malenia (as a mage)
Microsoft Feels Like It’s Back In The Xbox One Era With Its Release Landscape - My controversial Xbox take of the week in the wake of Redfall and Starfield delays.
Is Master Chief Going To Have A Baby With A Covenant Spy In The ‘Halo’ TV Show? - Look I had to I’m sorry (I am not sorry). Plus, my most popular tweet ever now:
Digging into why Xbox will be struggling for its first two full years here, again:
My take on Guardian Games which I do think is worth your time:
How I am spending the last week of Destiny 2 here prepping for season 17:
And what’s that, you need to check in with my two coworkers? (three if you count Baby Yoda):
See you out there.